Mercury in Retrograde Astrological Wood Sign

A little humor on the astrological front - Why does it feel like Mercury is always in Retrograde? 

These signs are handmade and both the frame and the sign itself are wood. Due to the character of wood, sometimes small knots or natural imperfections are present. I always try pick out the best-looking pieces of wood, but also feel that slight imperfections help add to the character of my handmade signs. On most of the signs the back is unpainted and has a sawtooth hanger for hanging. Sizing may vary up to ¾ inch.